Creepazoids: And Other Short Tales

The answer to life’s most burning questions can often be found in a book. Questions like: Who’s that watching me from across the street? Who is Charcuterie Jones? Why is my boss talking to me about severance pay? Is the man running this ice cream truck an actual wizard? How does the Night Bird defy physics? Why is a talking duck attacking the mayor? You’ll find these answers and perhaps a few more in this thrilling, perplexing, and hilarious collection of short tales!In Creepazoids, a government initiative forces failing students to spend two years in a propaganda program to scare other kids straight. But is there something more sinister going on behind the scenes? And why is that Creepazoid staring in my window?In Solar Winds, a driven professional is shockingly fired from her longtime job. As a strange aurora burns hot in the sky and the sun experiences increasing volatility, she’ll have to fight to find new purpose to her life.In The Magical Ice Cream Truck, Malmar Ochre, a wizard from Zetta-Earth, finds himself in trouble with the law. It seems his magical treats have caused the death of a teenager, but an even bigger problem is about to strike the planet. One that only ice cream from Zetta-Earth can solve!In The Night Bird, a superhero operates in the shadows, watching over the bustling metropolis in the darkest hours of night. But what is the secret to his nearly unlimited power? And why is he so desperate to avoid contact with other people?Plus, inside these pages is the latest story featuring Quackers the duck!Enjoy these tales and more from the bizarre imagination of author Aaron Hall. These stories will take you on an eye-popping journey across multiple genres. You’ll laugh, you’ll tremble with fear, you’ll scratch your head in confusion, and maybe, just maybe, you’ll learn a little something about yourself along the way. Or not. Likely not, if we’re being honest. Read more